Gay Sex Myths, Inappropriate Halloween Costume Ideas & Trolling on the Interwebz

10-27-11 Show!

Gay Sex Myths, Inappropriate Halloween Costume Ideas & Trolling on the Interwebz are among the topics. Also, new editions of Entertainment News (yay!), Precious Moments, aaand I try my hand at RAPPING!

I also have new audio recordings for you! The Crazy Boyfriend Association returns with a vengeance, What's Beefin' Barb? Ep 2, and a new Reflections!

This show will be off the hook! Gates open at 10pm ET only on QNation.FM!

www.qnation.fm

DLP

08-11-11: Sex

You know you love butt sex. Hey, I do. And this week's theme is all about it. Maybe even some good ol' fashion lesbian scissoring! It could happen. Join me this Thursday for a show all about sex, the sexual lifestyle, and of course.. general faggotry.

Park gates open this Thursday at 10pm EST only on QNation.FM!

www.qnation.fm

D to the L to the P

Sex & Music

Zac Busch will be calling in at 11pm EST to debate with me.. about sex and music! It's going to be a fantastic show! Be sure to tune in! I have a great playlist and lots of scandal! Park gates open at 10pm EST (as always) -- so get your ass online only at Qnation.fm!

DLP

This week in the Park..

This is going to be a FABULOUS show, because I have Astrologist and author Myrna Lamb, author of "The Astrology of Great Gay Sex" on the show! Her book is so incredibly interesting and I encourage ALL of you to look into it and buy it! She's very talented, and I can't wait to see what she has to say! Also.. if you have any questions for Myrna, e-mail me (parker at qnation dot fm) or shoot me a message on Facebook!



Park gates open at 10pm EST -- every Thursday only on Qnation.fm!

Check out Myrna's book and buy it! She even gives free gifts to those whom do!

xoxo,
DLP

Tonight in the Park: Tops vs. Bottoms (vs. Versatility)

Top?
Bottom?
Versatile?

Or perhaps you label yourself as a "Vers/Top" or "Vers/Bottom" .. but I hope you don't, because I think that's just stupid.

Tonight is all about the age old question for gay men.. "Top or bottom?" But the question has expanded, because so many new labels have been created by the sex-driven gay.

How does your preference effect dating? Does it change, and what happens if it does and you're in a relationship with someone stuck in their ways? I'll be discussing all this and more tonight on A Night in the Park!

Hit me up on Facebook with YOUR stories! I'll also be posting a question on my wall that I'd like ALL of my listeners to respond to during the show! Park gates open TONIGHT (4/21) at 10pm EST only on Q Nation FM!

DLP

Tonight, tomorrow, and..

I have some SERIOUS blogging to do, but all that will have to wait.. I have so much to do now that I'm back in California. It's overwhelming. HOWEVER, I still want to keep you all updated on show stuff! I am in the process of writing my awesome Cleveland blog, however.

TONIGHT I will be filling in for Miss Annie on Edge Radio again! "But Parker, you're not in Cleveland anymore! How will you do that? Will you teleport?" No! But I will be phoning in via Skype to join Viz. Fuck, I WISH I could teleport.

Also, just in case you didn't hear my show last week, this week's show will be a replay of ANITP's first studio recording (03/17). So if you missed Dr. Jallen Rix, my mother, Precious and more.. tomorrow will be your chance to hear it! Hell, even if you heard it the first time, you KNOW you want to listen again.

More blogs to come!

DLP

03/17 Show: Sex & Scandal

THIS WEEK ON THE PARK! It's all about Sex & Scandal -- and YOU get to call in and share your experiences! We'll also have Dr. Jallen Rix on the program, a Sexologist and published author from California. Do you have any questions for the Good Doctor? Contact me about them now!

Dr. Jallen will join us on the program at 11pm EST for an interview and to answer 'your' questions. You may know Dr. Jallen from his contributions to Edge Radio with Viz & Miss Annie. Now he'll be joining us in the Park for some very interesting conversation.



Visit Dr. Jallen's website!
http://www.gaysexpert.com/

DLP

We're gonna get SEXY, baby! In.. Cleveland?

A Night in the Park will have its debut in the Q Nation FM studio next week! I've decided to pick a special topic for our 3/17 show -- SEX! Do you have a crazy story you want shared live on the air? You'll be able to PHONE IN and share them! I'll also be sharing some of MY crazy stories. It's definitely going to be a crazy night.

• A special Cleveland edition of 'On the DL'
• Precious Fitzgerald-Monroe answers sex related questions
• Stories about sex gone totally wrong
• .. and much more!

Hope you can tune in for the show's special in Cleveland NEXT Thursday. It's going to be sexy crazy.

DLP

You know what really Grindrs my gears?

If you're a fag (or, you know, "curious") and have an iPhone or a similar device (like yours truly) I'm sure as shit you know all about the application called Grindr. iPhones and phones like it can do anything these days, and helping you hook up is no exception. Gay men have been hooking up forever, though, so how is this ANY different? Because unlike "back in the day" you don't need to know certain gestures or the gay handkerchief code -- all you need is your phone.

When I became an iDouche I just 'had' to check out Grindr. I had heard so much about it from my friends and I wanted to see what it was all about. Also, social networking (even Grindr) is an AMAZING promotional tool. It gave me a chance to get some exposure from the locals and to whore out not myself, but my show.

I have friends who use Grindr. Some use it for sex, some use it for friends, and some use it for networking like myself. As long as you're safe and know what you're doing, then sister, go to town. Seriously. I can't judge. Do your thing, but know the risks.

Grindr, if you're not familiar, allows you to have your mobile device track where you're at. It will show the men who are closest to you.. and just how close they are. It could be miles, it could be feet. Now, this option can be disabled of course, but from my experiences on Grindr, most of the time people have it enabled. This feature HAS lead to sexual violence and it will again. It is INEVITABLE, just like sexual violence is inevitable from any other form of "hooking up." The thing about Grindr, though, is that it makes it easier for predators.

Everyone is so worried about gay teen suicide invoked by bullying. What about gay teen MURDER? Grindr is an application for adults (that's 18+ for all of you registered sex offenders) and of course that's how it should be. But, just like chatrooms and social networking sites.. the young gays always find a way to slip right in. And it isn't that difficult. I'm bringing this up because while on Grindr recently, a 16-year-old sent me a message. Now, whether or not this boy was real is up for debate, but it still REALLY concerned me.

Grindr states that they are strict about being a resource ONLY for adults (again, that's 18+ ;p) .. but this kid has ON HIS PROFILE and ON HIS HEADLINE that he's 16. Where's the moderation? What the hell is going on? Now, I know I'm an iNoob, but I'm still in shock. I had a talk with this kid.. I had to. I felt like if I didn't I would lose sleep over it. I'm not going to provide screen names and I've cleaned up some spelling errors and whatnot, but here it is:

Kid: Hey
Parker: 16? I don't wanna lecture but.. you should delete this app. This isn't what gay life is about, really. and there are some really scary guys on here Parker: Even if you don't take my advice, at least be careful.. please
Kid: I will :) I know what's out there and I know what signs to look out for. Thanks :)
Parker: That's what I thought too when I was around your age.. you'd best be careful

You know what's out there? YOU'RE 16 YEARS OLD! How could you possibly KNOW what's out there? I mean, fuck, when I was 16 I won't lie.. I did my fair share of partying, but most of that involved stealing a bottle of cheap tequila from my parents and sipping on it with a few friends outside. Oh, and you know what "signs" to look out for? You're 16, you're not that intuitive.. and plus, even if you were, how the hell can you just "tell" .. it's online! No.. not even.. it's on the phone!

When I was 16 I didn't even have a cell phone. So much has changed since then. But you know, I wonder.. if things were different, and I was 16 at this point in time with an iPhone and the Grindr application.. what would I be doing? I remember being curious at that age, but it wasn't EASY. It wasn't CONVENIENT. Now it is. You can literally hook up with a few swipes of your finger. Even if you're a minor. And trust me, there are always sick perverts who are MORE than willing to take the risk.

Listen, I know what some of you are thinking. Yes, the internet has been around for a long time and yes, it's quite easy to hook up from it.. all I'm saying is that now with applications like Grindr, it's EASIER and a minor won't HAVE to load up their PC or laptop to lurk around in the usually heavy moderated adult personals sites.. they can just slide into a private area, take out their mobile device and BAM. There's their location. There's their picture. Their personal information. There's everything he needs in order to turn his first, and maybe LAST trick.

Want to be raped, beaten senseless and tossed into a dumpster at age 16? There's an app for that.

DLP