Monday, January 10, 2011

A few updates

First of all, thanks Kiel for all of your hard work keeping this blog all pretty. A few minor aesthetic changes to make the site "pop" .. we changed a few things around, updated the picture, Kiel made an awesome text graphic for the slogan. Woo.

Also, I added pages to the blog. So, now it kind of functions as a site. You can use the navigation bar up top to surf around. Find out about the show, me, view pics, check out links, and more in the future! After the show gets started I'll add information about my guests and I plan to include each show's playlist for you all, which also be on a page.

Music is such a passion of mine, and I can't wait to talk about it, but there are so many other things to discuss too. Entertainment news, original segments, and I can't wait to get a list of guests to call in! Thank you all for keeping up with me so far. We're so close.. and there's much to do.

DLP

Saturday, January 8, 2011

FIrst promo poster!

What do you think? This was created for the Facebook fan page! Thanks, J!



Go ahead and 'Like' my show on Facebook! Look, I've made it so easy for you.

Friday, January 7, 2011

Black Eyed Peas: The Beginning of The E.N.D.

Have no fear, townsfolk! The Black Eyed Peas were never nearing their E.N.D., but The Beginning, apparently. This is kinda old news, considering their new album (The Beginning) dropped November 30th, 2010 with The Time (Dirty Bit) as the record's beaming sequel.. right?

It's been mixed reviews for the Peas ever since. What I'm thankful for, though, is that Fergie isn't going to be replaced with Girls Aloud alum Cheryl Cole like will.i.am hinted at a while ago. NO FEMALE ALIVE could take a piss on stage like Fergie. Especially not Cheryl Cole, she's too dainty and formal.. she'd probably use toilet paper or something. Pffft!

I wish the Peas luck.. and the way things are going now, Fergie won't have time to release another solo album! And the people applaud.

Wednesday, January 5, 2011

On Edge Radio tonight.. Precious!

Precious Fitzgerald-Monroe, our favorite Jewish drag queen(?), will be a guest on Edge Radio with Viz & Miss Annie TONIGHT! Head on over to Q Nation FM to listen! The show starts at 8pm EST. Precious is excited to be back into the scene, and if you remember her from her last segment on Edge Radio.. well.. she'll stop at nothing! A vicious shemale (because she had the surgery now, you know) indeed. Can Miss Annie tame her.. can "Vib" escape her evil grasp?

DLP

Tuesday, January 4, 2011

Today's photo shoot, yay

OH MY GOSH. The photo shoot today was absolutely amazing. I had so much fun. The photographer, one of my friends, is so talented. He's a modest guy, though. We took a few great promo pictures for the show and made magic. I really liked the shots. I'll be going over all of them (I've already started picking my favorites) and then I'm going to see if Kiel can do his thang.

We did a vintage thing. That was the theme. Kind of like.. a twisted, decrepit old park.. just like my heart! Thanks so much, J. You are the bomb diggity and then some.

Goofing around on location

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I can't wait to show you guys the rest, and when the finalists are chosen.. I will post them here and on Facebook. I hope you guys can help me decide which to use for the official show shot!

DLP

Monday, January 3, 2011

Parker's Picks: BT - The Emergency [Radio Edit]

BT (Brian Wayne Transeau) is absolutely amazing. His voice is so spellbinding. This is a song that I heard on BTL (Boystown Live). According to Wikipedia, BT has a unique production technique, "stutter edit" -- which he coined himself. This really is such a great song. I know that some people aren't so fond of male vocals in trance (and yes, I consider BT trance) but even if you are one of these people, give this a shot. You'll love it.

He is not a DJ, nor does he claim to be. BT attended the Berklee College of Music. And what the grits, this bitch is in the GUINNESS FUCKING BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.. and what for? The largest number of vocal edits in a song. WHAT? Oh, which is 6,178 edits according to Wikipedia.

Now, I prefer this particular edit. For dancing, eh.. but for listening on your destructive Turtle Beach phones.. YES. Parker picked, Parker approved.

By the way, he is SEXY. Like.. lock me in a room with this man for a few days.

Enjoy,

DLP

Sunday, January 2, 2011

SURPRISE! I hate Lindsay Lohan.

I'm sick of Lindsay Lohan, like just about EVERY mentally functional person in this world. The news of her CONSTANT downfalls makes me a sad gay. Lindsay was spotted with a cocaine mustache? Oh, Lindsay is strung out on carpet cleaner this week? Or.. maybe Lindsay had a bit too much of the crack rock, and passed out outside a club, exposing her mutated fire crotch? WHO CARES. .. well, obviously I do, considering I'm blogging about it.

Lindsay has been on this downward spiral filled with drugs, shitty movies, rehab, fights, more rehab and lesbian scissoring for quite some time. It seems like after every fuck up she says (and by she I mean her PR people), "I'm optimistic about the future!" or some variation of that.

Fine, fine.. smoke your crack rock, gurgle down all that carpet cleaner you can find, but guuuuuurl, I swear, if you use ONE more Gandhi quote.. UGH! Quoting Mahatma Gandhi won't ever make you seem intelligent.. people will just think you're a douche.

Calm yourself, Dmitri, calm yourself.

And I will end this blog post with the following: ALLEGEDLY.

But, in all honesty, I really hope she hasn't considered getting fucked up on carpet cleaner. Try some Pledge first and work your way up.

Allegedly,

DLP