Today's photo shoot, yay

OH MY GOSH. The photo shoot today was absolutely amazing. I had so much fun. The photographer, one of my friends, is so talented. He's a modest guy, though. We took a few great promo pictures for the show and made magic. I really liked the shots. I'll be going over all of them (I've already started picking my favorites) and then I'm going to see if Kiel can do his thang.

We did a vintage thing. That was the theme. Kind of like.. a twisted, decrepit old park.. just like my heart! Thanks so much, J. You are the bomb diggity and then some.

Goofing around on location



I can't wait to show you guys the rest, and when the finalists are chosen.. I will post them here and on Facebook. I hope you guys can help me decide which to use for the official show shot!

DLP

Parker's Picks: BT - The Emergency [Radio Edit]

BT (Brian Wayne Transeau) is absolutely amazing. His voice is so spellbinding. This is a song that I heard on BTL (Boystown Live). According to Wikipedia, BT has a unique production technique, "stutter edit" -- which he coined himself. This really is such a great song. I know that some people aren't so fond of male vocals in trance (and yes, I consider BT trance) but even if you are one of these people, give this a shot. You'll love it.

He is not a DJ, nor does he claim to be. BT attended the Berklee College of Music. And what the grits, this bitch is in the GUINNESS FUCKING BOOK OF WORLD RECORDS.. and what for? The largest number of vocal edits in a song. WHAT? Oh, which is 6,178 edits according to Wikipedia.

Now, I prefer this particular edit. For dancing, eh.. but for listening on your destructive Turtle Beach phones.. YES. Parker picked, Parker approved.

By the way, he is SEXY. Like.. lock me in a room with this man for a few days.

Enjoy,

DLP

SURPRISE! I hate Lindsay Lohan.

I'm sick of Lindsay Lohan, like just about EVERY mentally functional person in this world. The news of her CONSTANT downfalls makes me a sad gay. Lindsay was spotted with a cocaine mustache? Oh, Lindsay is strung out on carpet cleaner this week? Or.. maybe Lindsay had a bit too much of the crack rock, and passed out outside a club, exposing her mutated fire crotch? WHO CARES. .. well, obviously I do, considering I'm blogging about it.

Lindsay has been on this downward spiral filled with drugs, shitty movies, rehab, fights, more rehab and lesbian scissoring for quite some time. It seems like after every fuck up she says (and by she I mean her PR people), "I'm optimistic about the future!" or some variation of that.

Fine, fine.. smoke your crack rock, gurgle down all that carpet cleaner you can find, but guuuuuurl, I swear, if you use ONE more Gandhi quote.. UGH! Quoting Mahatma Gandhi won't ever make you seem intelligent.. people will just think you're a douche.

Calm yourself, Dmitri, calm yourself.

And I will end this blog post with the following: ALLEGEDLY.

But, in all honesty, I really hope she hasn't considered getting fucked up on carpet cleaner. Try some Pledge first and work your way up.

Allegedly,

DLP

Twitter

I opened a Twitter account, against my better judgment. Let's tweet together. God, that sounds so sick.

Follow me on Twitter!

Promo pictures

I'll be taking a few promo pictures soon for the show. After they're taken and edited, I'll post them here.. and then I want YOU to tell me which picture you think is best for my show! It's so simple, right? I'd really hate to slap a bitch, so when the time comes.. just do it.

DLP

Tonight on Edge Radio.. PORN!

Sexy porn star Brent Corrigan will be a guest on Edge Radio with Viz and Miss Annie TONIGHT! Tune in at 8pm EST for all the fun and faggotry. I can't wait to hear that man's sexy voice.

DLP

ANITP gets its official timeslot and start date!

It's official! My upcoming show on Q Nation FM, A Night in the Park, will begin airing every Thursday from 10pm-Midnight starting February 3rd 2011! This is VERY exciting news! I'll be working hard with my team and the fabulous people at Q Nation FM to get things in order quickly. I will be updating this blog frequently so you can get updates on all of the production details!

Also, a big things to Kiel for the new header! Sexy, huh?

DLP