Hello sweeties. How's your mother? Listen, I don't have much time, that little twink is in the bathroom. Douching I think. That's what slutty little bottom boys do right? Douche? I'm a lady so I wouldn't know. It's me, Precious Fitzgerald-Monroe, your favorite Jewish drag queen! Listen, honey, I'm doing an advice segment on this little bitch's new show and I need advice to give!Send me a letter! Oi vey! You're probably gay, so I know you've got problems, honey. Have your letter read live on the show. What more do you want?
Precious Fitzgerald-Monroe
